So as it turns out, one can buy a small piece of land in Scotland for a very modest amount of money, and the seller claims that this would make one an actual Lord or Lady.
Now my question is this… does anyone know if this title would apply throughout the UK?
Would, as a hypothetical example, a London-based company’s staff and moderators be required by law or tradition to address me as “Lord Sun,” curtsy, and avoid making eye contact?
The property is in Scotland in the Kingdom of Fife, if that matters.
There are a number of entities out there selling title to 1sq inch of Scottish ground and the Laird/lady titles. Most are bogus scams but some are fund raisers, save the environment, help the haggis, genuine-ish. It’s a few dollars to conservation if you pick the good ones. The only real value is if you are the only one amongst your friends to know about this.
Hehehehe…
Frame your chosen title certificate and display in a quiet corner of the dining room
Invite your 6 snobbiest aquatintists to dinner party
Enjoy your starter, thus giving everyone time to observe the rather heraldic looking item
Excuse yourself from the table to tend the kitchen and main course
Wait 5 minutes before serving
Spend the rest of the evening looking regal and accidently mention your holdings in Scotland
When asked about your title, and you will be, simply say “We decided to live a real life and leave aristocracy. Rather Great Grand Uncle Edward and Mrs. Simpson really”.
I can neither confirm or deny that Lady sinner gifted to me one such title, or that we pulled this prank.
My biggest challenge would be maintaining the appropriate balance between my usual panache and the required stoic regal dignity, but I think I could pull it off…
Rest assured that I will still permit common folk to speak to me, (as long as they are kneeling and respectfully avert their gaze) and those fortunate enough to be part of my retinue will be allowed to use the less formal “m’lord” when in private settings.
I will admit that all that for $50 USD is quite tempting.