The Parody Thread

She asked for it…and fully deserved…lol :v:

Glad she got what she deserves :wink::+1:

P.S. Cryaya Skilly is a hilarious name. Made me laugh a lot. Compliments…

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If you think that bingo players are not annoying and that you can always beat them and take their chips…
If you think that clock abusers are not annoying and that they have every right to abuse the time at every single turn…
Congratulations… You made it to the UN-ANNOYABLES squad.

Please collect your membership card and recite the squad anthem:

Bingo players have the right to play the way they want. It’s easy to beat them, just fold until you get aces and call their all in. You will always win. They will always lose. They never prevail in the long run. And you only care about the long run. They don’t annoy you. You’re an un-annoyable.
Clock abusers have the right to abuse the clock as much as they want. Even though their hole cards don’t change throughout the hand, they need to think about them preflop, at the flop, at the turn and at the river, each and every hand. They need time to decide to check, call or fold. Don’t rush them. It’s their right. They don’t annoy you. You’re an un-annoyable.
Even those who come to your table and say they will keep going all in every hand to disrupt the game… Even those who come to the table and say they will abuse the clock all the time because someone dared to say zzzz or tell them to play faster… These are all strategies, they don’t annoy you. You’re an un-annoyable.

Congratulations… Welcome to the club.

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Sorry… Bad hair day! :rofl:

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