LIFE ISNT FAIR!!
LOOK AT DEAR RALPHIE-
HES A BLIND DAM SQURL-
HES NUTS-
AND LIKES TO WEAR HIS TUTUS
AND HIS SPEEDOS!!
HE STARTED HERE WITH NO EXPERIENCE IN POKER-
HASNT BOUGHT A CHIP-
BUT HAS ACCUMULATED A GOOD AMOUNT OF NUTS!!
LIGHTEN UP ITS FREE POKER!~!
RELAX- ENJOY-AND MOST OF ALL__
____BE PATIENT!!!
TOM
RALPHIES SECRETARY
PSā
I LEARNED THE PATIENCE THINGY FROM A VERY PATIENT BIRD!!!
BIRD HAS MORE PATIENCE THAN MOSTā
BUT IT IS THE BEST ADVICE I EVER RECEIVED ON THIS SITE!!
TOM
RALPHIES NUTTY SECRETARY
Joe,
Your quote had the most "complain(ing)s in it, so I used yoursā¦ hahahahaha
Yes I was also responding to youā¦ but No, the āyouā in my statement didnāt mean you per-say.
Iām just reading and liking and not saying sh*t lol
W/O the personal there wouldnāt be any fun and entertainmentā¦
Reminds me of the part in the movie Gladiator when Russel Crowe is standing in the middle of the arena and yells to the crowd " well , are you not entertained ? "
you just moved like 20 days worth of āproudest replay handā cause someone got off topic. Was that necessary ? If so, might as well roll 40% of the forum into āThe Fairness Debateāā¦
RALPHIE FOR PRESIDENT
Viva Presidente Ralphieā¦
What is his position on N Korea?
Completly agree, if you donāt purchase chipsā
then you don,t stand a cat in hells chance.
why buy chips with no chance of a return ?
RALPHIE SAYSā
BOMB LITTLE KIMMY
WITH LARGE NUTS
TOM
RALPHIES SECRETARY
Itās a game of chance called poker.
Those flops are not nearly as common as you propose. Chance of flopping a
set with pocket pair 11.8% and 1.35% without. Flopping a flush draw with
suited pocket cards 11% and 1.12% without.
I agree with Ballack. In real poker played with humans, you donāt get as many pairs on the flop, potential flushes or straights. Also I have noticed, and tried many times, if I fold, many times my cards show on the flop. really unrealistic. Also I have noticed, an agressive player that has many chips will win the pot 80% of the time on an all in situation. The cards should be dealt realistically, even if it is a free site
So, in favor of maintaining the status quo?
LMAO you funny little Squirrelā¦ I like this spicy little RALPHIEāS Late night showā¦I thought it appropriate to pair up Ralphieās arsenal of nuts with the Rolling Stones ( get it ) Canāt you hear me knockingā¦ (Another one ! )
How come this isnāt rare if itās random? This kinda thing happens every 3 or 4 hands. Itās brutal. Terrible calls being rewarded. Hot seats the only explanation. Donāt anyone come on here and try and suggest the river saves just as often as in real hands of poker. Not a chance itās this regular. Iāve played enough to know. Two good hands going all in and getting beaten sure it happens. But there are morons on here must think theyāre genuises because of how succcessful they are throwing on their chips in the hope of hitting one card and getting it or ya know, much more likely, maybe theyāve twigged that on here they will hit it. Itās Replayās USP. Have a mad bet 5/6 times. Youāll get lucky 3/4 times. that is a generous rate. Iām the idiot that keeps coming back to the bent ā ā ā ā . https://www.replaypoker.com/hand/replay/328474201/straight-ten-to-ace
Greetings Mr. Fox,
Iād like to try and help if youāll allow me to offer you my view, and thatās all it is, my opinion or food for thought.
Hands
Yourāsā¦ ā¦3 of Diamondsā¦ King of Clubs
Hisā¦ Jack of Spadesā¦ King of Spades
Before the flop thereās a $219 Pot. -
Flop comes:
3 of clubs ā¦ Q of Hearts ā¦ K of Hearts
First to act bets the pot $220 to you
You re-raise to $920 and he calls
Hereās where I see youāre heading into some of pokerās more common, as well as extremely dangerous and murky waters. Thatās how the vast majority of poker players play your handā¦ Myself on the other hand, play and view this hand entirely different.
First, I would give those 2 suited runners tremendous respect. You have top pair bottom pair. Certainly a good hand in most circumstancesā¦ Except this scenario for sureā¦
If I have your hand right now Mr. Fox, I want to end this hand, a potential night mare for you. Right here and now. Neither of you have enough chips to influence each other so I would go all in and make him pay with all of his chips if he is drawing at me. Most likely heāll throw everything away except 2 hearts, a premium pair, or Ace with some kind of a kicker. So this is the deciding point with me. Iād go all-in and take the chips that are out there and wait for the next handā¦You should see one heck of a turn around in your bankroll if youāll add these thoughts to your game I believeā¦ 
RP staff will defend their ādealersā to the death. But hands per hour doesnāt explain consecutive strings of paired boards and draws. And yes, bad beats happen, especially in low stakes, but the frequency on this site is unreal. Best possible odds of completing a flush draw 6-handed are 9:36 (25%).
Greetings Bobby & Replay Family,
Iām sure I can help if you or the others would like to read onā¦
First Bobby, please follow up with a little more information about the dealer thing being defended. I didnāt follow it clearly I think.
Our good friend CairnDestop supplied us with the perfect outline to use to actually check your play and tables outā¦ Itās as good as any Iāve ever seenā¦
CairnDestop
Iām always saying this site doesnāt provide the necessary statistics for a proper analysis of oneās play or the effectiveness of the RNG. However, I never show what can be done if given the proper tools. The statistics that follow are actual and mine. I used nothing more fancy than pencil, paper, and a very basic Excel spreadsheet. I must also add that this covered my last 15 months of play on another site.
142,368 ----- hands dealt
033,298 ----- hands played (23.44%)
014,161 ----- hands winning
Winning percentages
Average
42.53% ----- of hand played
09.95% ----- of total hands
win ā loss - fold == win/loss % ā overall win/loss
0,545 ā 0,082 ā 0,001 == 869 ā 868 ā AA
0,561 ā 0,147 ā 0,014 == 792 ā 777 ā KK
0,491 ā 0,160 ā 0,037 == 754 ā 714 ā QQ
0,360 ā 0,111 ā 0,155 == 764 ā 575 ā JJ
0,274 ā 0,112 ā 0,241 == 710 ā 437 ā TT
0,207 ā 0,064 ā 0,180 == 764 ā 459 ā AK suited
0,513 ā 0,166 ā 0,604 == 756 ā 400 ā AK off suit
0,171 ā 0,064 ā 0,185 == 728 ā 407 ā AQ suited
0,143 ā 0,053 ā 0,226 == 730 ā 339 ā AJ suited
0,160 ā 0,049 ā 0,211 == 766 ā 381 ā KQ suited
3,425 ā 1,008 ā 1,854 == 773 ā 545 ā total for group one and two
0,628 ā AA ----- 00.44% of total hands
0,722 ā KK
0,688 ā QQ
0,626 ā JJ
0,627 ā TT
0,451 ā AK suited
1,283 ā AK off suit
0,420 ā AQ suited
0,422 ā AJ suited
0,420 ā KQ suited
Number of hands played:
14,733 of 22,347 = (65.93%) BB stats:
07,119 of 22,295 = (31.93%) SB stats:
11,446 = (11.71%) other position:
Number of hands won:
6,024 of 11,020 = (54.66%) showdown:
8,137 without:
Pocket pairs: 645 = math - once every 221 hands
AA = once in 227 hands -
KK = once in 198 hands +
QQ = once in 207 hands +
JJ = once in 227 hands -
TT = once in 228 hands -
AA = 628
KK = 722
QQ = 688
JJ = 626
TT = 627
This one will take a little reading. BUTā¦ Itās the same exact principle of theory all casinos understand as the keys to the kingdomā¦ āThe law of large numbersā
Not only does it simplify the understanding of how casinos rake it in everyday while people left and right are winningā¦What a business, Believe meā¦
The other not so obvious unintended consequences of this theory is, it points out the exact personality traits of āThe Oddsā. Implied or otherwiseā¦
Lets take the new, more fancy word thatās tied and weaved into and throughout the fabric of this ālaw of large numbersā. āImplied Oddsā as itās called. What does that mean to you personally ? I know what all the books say, most all of us do. What is your deeper understanding you have personally ? Is it turning out the way you thought it should ? Seems like a lot of folks get steamed pretty easy all the time when things seem to happen out of their expectations of the odds and the gameā¦Yet thereās a much smaller group lucky enough to understand some of the these principles well enough to make them successful and flourish in poker and in gambling in generalā¦
Iāve put in a friend request to youā¦ If you find this interesting enough, let me know, then we can continue uninterruptedā¦.
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