Uh Oh, Dad!
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Dear Santa,
Please don’t!
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Hey Carol? See how the men relate so quickly? lol
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I was in the backyard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, my wife Corrine is watching from the kitchen window, Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me, 'You need a piece of tail.’
I turned with a confused look on my face and said, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.
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That was awesome 
never heard that one 
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That poor poor man .Not fair for him kinda like replay river suck outs…what can u do 
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The Kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate
it to the class the next day.
When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the Teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny knowing that sometimes he could be a bit crude. But eventually
it was his turn.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk made a small white dot on the
blackboard and then sat back down.
Well, the Teacher could not figure out what Johnny had on his mind for this report on something exciting, so
she asked him just what that was?
It is a period, reported Johnny.
Well, I can see that, she said. But what is so exciting about a period?
Dammed if I know, said Johnny. But this morning my sister said she missed one.
Then my Daddy had a heart attack, my mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself.
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Hahahahahaha both are great
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What was the turkey suspected of?
Fowl play
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What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream !
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I’d BET that guy isn’t even religious or even a Catholic.
If he’s anything like me, he’d be telling Anyone and Everyone who would listen!
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My friend is obsessed with taking selfies in the shower, but they always turn out blurry.
He has selfie steam issues.
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Only 7 …Hahahaha what a slacker
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