River me once, shame on you.
River me twice, shame on you as well.
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Look at the game from opponentâs perspective.
-Gus Hansen-
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âPoker is a combination of luck and skill. People think mastering the skill part is hard, but theyâre wrong. The trick to poker is mastering the luck.â
-Jesse May-
Zen-poker
Poker is fun. Poker going but also hurt. Who wants to win, needed patience and self-control. Impatience and greed will be punished. Poker is often unfair. Playing poker is a journey to himself. You meet angels and demons. We had ups and downs. You could cry and jump out the window, racing rage and experienced the peak of happiness just two minutes later. Poker is an inexplicable Enigma. Poker seduced and you have to learn to let go. Playing poker is exciting. Poker is a lie. Only who is lying good plays well. Poker is also awful truth. Playing poker is sometimes very boring. Poker is good for the circulation, because you always stand up for the All-In. Playing poker is meditation. Playing poker is the prayer book of the devil. If I win Iâm very close. Playing poker is enlightenment. Poker is Zen.
Andre
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Life is like a poker game, itâs not what youâre given its how you use it.
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Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you donât have to do push ups.
-Penn Jillette-
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pure randomness require some streaks and patterns
one thing better then to find your opponents leaks is to find your own.
there is no such thing as quick wins in poker.
there are only slow wins or quick losses.
In poker, if you say I would go all in, then see the river, then claim you meant to say âI meant to say âI wouldnât go all inâ.â; you could get thrown out of the game. or at least get laughed at.
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Actually they would take your chipsâŚbecause in poker ⌠words mean somethingâŚ
âLife is not always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.â
Jack London
BRITANNAS: (shocked) Caesar, this is not proper.
THEODOTUS (outraged): How?
CAESAR (recovering his self-possession): Pardon him, Theodotus. He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
Caesar and Cleopatra, Act II
G. B. Shaw
Think about this the next time someone obviously hasnât read the rules and thinks heâs/sheâs playing at home.
âThe flight was smooth, and the Grand Canyon was spectacular in the early afternoon light, but I had three queens at the time and could spare it no more than a glance.â
âHal Goodman
(NYTimes travel section article)
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âGambling is not about wasting money, itâs about wasting time.â - Norm MacDonald
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I play poker, a game where there is no edge but the luck of the deal and the skill of the player.
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âIâve gotten broke more times playing the bottom two pair than with any other hand playing Hold 'em.â
âDoyle Brunson
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The Poker Brat, Phil Hellmuth quote.
If it wasnât for luck I would win every game!!
Me Duster58, my saying.
If it wasnât for luck I would lose every game!!
No way that every handâs a winner. Worst hand I can think of is four of a kind in HI-LOW Omaha. No flush possible, no straight possible, no low possible and three or four of a kind is impossible.
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