This is for donkbusta! Smudge says you would like this one…
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Sue I agree with you.
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They are usually covered with crazy paving.
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I would fit right in there 
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Thank you all for the very funny jokes. After a long day of being frozen, disconnected etc. i can come here and lmao on these great funny jokes and relax, thank you everyone:).
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My dog just can downstairs with a tie and a bottle of aftershave in his mouth, so I guess he wants to go out.
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Took the wife out to eat. The waiter came by and asked me why I wasn’t eating, was something wrong with the food? I said no we only have one set of false teeth and I’m a gentleman: I let the wife eat first.
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This man goes in the barber shop and asks how’s it going, the barber said busy so the guy left. Came back next day and ask same thing, barber said busy. The man came in 5 days in a row and asked same thing and barber said busy. The barber said that man is up to something and asked his buddy to follow the man on the sixth day and see where he is going. Barber’s buddy came back and barber asked him where he went, his buddy said to your house
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What did the cowboy say to the artist?
DRAW
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I saw a terrible Pearl Jam tribute band the other night.
They couldn’t have been Eddie Vedder.
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A busty blond sat down at a poker table in a Las Vegas casino. “I hope you don’t mind, but I play better when I’m naked,” the woman said. After that, she immediately took her clothes off.
After some heavy betting, the dealer turned over the river card and flipped the hand over. A woman jumped out of her seat and started screaming, “I won! I won! I won!”
The dealer, flustered, pushed her the pot.
“What did she have?” the loser asked the dealer.
“I don’t know,” the dealer said. “I thought you were watching.”
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