What fish ? I see an Angel trying to reel in her cold 6 pack of beer with a fishing pole. I’m going to try and help her
I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage.
The sign said it was bread in captivity.
Q: You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe right beside you, and a lion nipping at your heels. What do you do?
A: Get off the carousel and sober up.
A friend once told me, “When one door closes, another one opens.”
Great guy. Terrible cabinet maker.
LOL Craig! What an Angel!! How kind of you to assist her.
That book almost kept me from graduating college. Worst book I’ve ever read. Had a hard time following the plot.
me too MinnowShark.
As soon as you find out someone has 10,000 bees, marry them.
That’s when you know they’re a keeper.
I’ve got about 500,000 bees, does that mean I’m allowed 49 more wifes??
Sue, dag, I got one of these too:
I just found out about the neighborhood meeting concerning
the crazy person on the block. It’s weird they didn’t include me .either. Sigh
The school called a woman and told her, “Your son has been telling lies.”
“You’re right,” she replied, " don’t have any kids."