Joke of the week

What fish ? I see an Angel trying to reel in her cold 6 pack of beer with a fishing pole. I’m going to try and help her :joy:

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I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage.

The sign said it was bread in captivity.

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Q: You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe right beside you, and a lion nipping at your heels. What do you do?

A: Get off the carousel and sober up.

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A friend once told me, “When one door closes, another one opens.”

Great guy. Terrible cabinet maker. :joy:

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LOL Craig! What an Angel!! How kind of you to assist her. :rofl: :joy:

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For Shame Donkbusta ( Bodie)!

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That book almost kept me from graduating college. Worst book I’ve ever read. Had a hard time following the plot.

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:rofl: me too MinnowShark.

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As soon as you find out someone has 10,000 bees, marry them.

That’s when you know they’re a keeper.

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what inspires you to get out of bed my bladder

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@Craig_Anthony
I’ve got about 500,000 bees, does that mean I’m allowed 49 more wifes??

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Sue, dag, I got one of these too: :rofl:

I just found out about the neighborhood meeting concerning
the crazy person on the block. It’s weird they didn’t include me .either. Sigh

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The school called a woman and told her, “Your son has been telling lies.”

“You’re right,” she replied, " don’t have any kids."

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