The Head and Shoulders guy 
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I changed up a couple words. lol
Ear Infection
This is so true!
They always ask at the doctor’s reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’
‘There’s something wrong with my privates’, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that… ’
‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said…
The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’
The man replied, 'You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’
‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’
‘I can’t pee out of it,’ he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you’re going to lose!
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Carol buy me this lawnmower 4 my Bday I will go shoot beer cans while I mow the yard
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I’m not married. Where were you fishing?
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Donkbusta & the Smudge being difficult again:
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A blonde runs home from school all excited, “Mommy, mommy, the kids in my class could only count to five, and I counted all the way to ten!”
The mother says, “Honey, that’s because you’re blonde.”
The next day, she runs home from school and says, “Mommy, mommy, I was the only one in my class who could say the whole alphabet!”
The mother says, “Honey, that’s because you’re blonde.”
The next day, she runs home and says, “Mommy, mommy, all the other girls in my class are flat-chested, and I have these!” She lifts up her shirt to show off her 36c breasts.
The mother is embarrassed, but says, “That’s wonderful dear.”
The blonde girl asks, “It is because I’m blonde, mommy?”
The mom says, “No honey, it’s because you’re 24.”
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Why are the world’s oceans good for the planet?
Because they are self-suffishient.
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What fish ?
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Yeah, Craig you & the MinnowShark, hmmm
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Ha…made me think of these. Toys were a bit on the simple side back then huh?
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Perfect response, Steve, Love it. 
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I saw the fish. Nice catch.
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