Carol no… You did not hear the whole story,me and JonBonJovi and Craig_Anthony were in the store and Jon said that kid is a brat so he said go buy a snickers candy bar eat it in front of him lol he said he would give me 50 k cause he is rich and Craig _ Anthony said he would build me a cool house ,so I did it and the kid kicked me in the nuts and I never got the money or the house…
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True story 
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See Carol I do NOT lie all the time
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Carol…We need to hang out with those guys. lol
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Why do bees stay in their hives for the winter?
S’warm…
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Q. What did Kermit say when he got to the top of the ladder
A. Muppet
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A detective found a pocket watch at the train station, and asked his assistant, “What does this tell you?”
The assistant inspected it carefully and said, “Well, based on the engraving and the fact that it’s real gold, we can assume the original owner was someone wealthy with the initials J.L. But the engraving is worn down, so it has likely been passed down through several generations. What does it tell vou?”
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The time.
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I put on some flip-flops and went jogging today.
I wanted to remind myself what sex sounds like.
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ok lol
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My neighbors said they wanted to talk to me about my bad home security habits.
I said, “Sure, my door is always open.”
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LOL!
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