“Why do the pushing when the donkey does the pulling?” -Common poker quote about donks.
“Telling a white lie is like firing a buff; you don’t know if I’m honest.” -aoeu
“When I buff, I try to tell a story. When I have a monster hand, I try to tell the same story. That is how I deceive my opponents into making the bad play and entertain them enough to come back to lose more.” -aoeu
“I don’t know which is harder: playing against a loose aggressive, or playing with computer lag.” -aoeu
“Don’t try to buff me 'cause I can see through you c-bets.” -aoeu
“If you’re getting drowned by buffs, trying making a float.” -aoeu
“Be aggressive if you have a big stick. But don’t start fights if you have a weak hand.” -aoeu