Jill forgot to take the pill
And now she has a daughter…
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Hickory Dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck one, the mouse had rum and fell to his death …
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Keep six feet of distance
Between me and you
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You look like a Monkey
and smell like one too
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Little Ms. Muffet sat on a bucket eating her egg McMuffin. Along came a spider and sat down beside her and bit her in the thigh ruining her whole breakfast….
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Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark!
Birthing person shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Birthing person shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Birthing person shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Birthing person shark!
Tyrannical sexist patriarchy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Tyrannical sexist patriarchy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Tyrannical sexist patriarchy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Tyrannical sexist patriarchy shark!
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love and technology - written by a friend of mine
The stars up yonder glitter in one accord
The fast moving clouds shaped like a blunt sword
The fireflies in the distance light up our meadow
Their lights cast sparingly on our corning glass window
Our mansion was carefully crafted and built
In the country side, it has this magnificent tilt
Made of expensive material and state-of-the art technology
It was a beauty to behold considering its unique topology
My wife lay on the third floor of an enchanting bedroom
Kissing and caressing sloppily her handsome groom
And voice-commanding the lights to give us some privacy
As we gradually climbed to technological ecstasy
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