OK, now that’s pretty funny. 
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I have a question, and Im not going to write a novel like some LOL, sorry, back to the question, Im looking at a picture, and I say , brothers and sisters have I none, but this mans father is my fathers son, what am I looking at ?
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a picture of yourself
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step to the head of the class !!!
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I was gonna say a goofball.
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LOLOLOL !!! your a clown !!!
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fine than, a happy old bum (and no not me) walks thru the park everyday, picking up cigarette butts, for every (7) butts he finds he can make (1) cigarette , so one day he found (49) butts, so how many cigarettes could he make that day ?
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Well, let’s see… he can make 7 from the 49 butts. Then, when he smokes those, he has 7 more butts, so can make one more. So I would say 8
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good answer , you are smarter than you look !
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bravo oh one of wisdom lol
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have someone spell the word (shop) 5 times out load , than ask them what do you do at a red light, and listen to the answer.
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or this one, have them spell (joke ) 5 times than ask them what do you call the white part of a egg ?
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Or ask them to spell “boast” 5 times, then ask them what goes into a toaster. The correct answer is “bread.”
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Everybody is smarter than I look.
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hahahaha
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That would be spooky. I’d sell the war implement too. Or give it away. Buhbye! Thanks for sharing. Should definitely have told your wife though. (I’m a wife. I agree with my advice here.)
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LOLOL, you are to KOOOLLLL !!!
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I should read before I speak lol
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I didn’t see any positive benefit of telling her, and the potential for a lot of negatives.
I’m not really afraid of things like that. Yes, I was startled and a little confused, but more curious than anything. I think that’s why I went downstairs after it: I wanted to see it again and maybe figure out what it was. Maybe the lights drove it away, I don’t know.
I sold the sword because my wife was afraid of stuff like that. She might have insisted we sell the house or something. Plus, I didn’t want it messing with my kid, yanno?
Anyway, I never saw it again, which is probably for the best. Someone told me it was probably a shade, but I looked that up and it didn’t seem like a close match, so no idea what it was.
I would love to live in a real haunted house though. I would document that stuff, write a book, make a movie, and charge hefty fees to film makers and tourists. I would have t-shirts, hats, and action figures, mugs, jackets, maybe even a video game. If any ghosts read this, I have an extra room, come on over and stay awhile!
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and why do you intress me ?