everyone here knows that replaypoker use fake money, but not many know it’s also like implied odds for REAL money. play more here and you get experience in poker, the more experience the better you get, the better you get the more chips you get. and the better you are the more you can win in real money poker.
“Why do the pushing when the donkey does the pulling?” -Common poker quote about donks.
“Telling a white lie is like firing a buff; you don’t know if I’m honest.” -aoeu
“When I buff, I try to tell a story. When I have a monster hand, I try to tell the same story. That is how I deceive my opponents into making the bad play and entertain them enough to come back to lose more.” -aoeu
“I don’t know which is harder: playing against a loose aggressive, or playing with computer lag.” -aoeu
“Don’t try to buff me 'cause I can see through you c-bets.” -aoeu
“If you’re getting drowned by buffs, trying making a float.” -aoeu
“Be aggressive if you have a big stick. But don’t start fights if you have a weak hand.” -aoeu
No matter how complicated something is, when looked at the right way… becomes far more complicated.
"If I’m not rivered, I’m kickered "
When i bluff, and just hope hard enough i will win, then i lose.
When i bluff, and expect i will win, then i win.
bluffing is like farting in public …sooner or later someone will sniff you out…
just only fold, unless you have a reason not to. do not play the other way around.
It is a shame we can’t see those good lay downs lol.
"poker is like sex…sometimes its good and sometimes it’s not
Playing poker and going to church are similar, since both involve frequent gatherings at the river.
hahahahahaha…tks for my laugh of the day
hold on on suite
just thought of several new quotes:
always play the right play to the right player.
to win from weak players, know how to play monsters, and how to fold weak hands.
to win from strong players, know how to play weak hands, and how to fold monsters.
trust yourself but know when to take advises.
everyone makes mistakes, it’s how you adapt them what makes the difference.
I gave Her My Heart and a Diamond ~ Then She Clubbed Me with a Spade…
My poor luck is temporary but your stupidity is forever
My all time favorite (if not already said):
“A chip and a chair”
And I’ve come back a won a tournament after being down to one last chip.
If you’re playing poker correctly, you’ll fold more than you raise and raise more than you call.