Shut the door, you’re letting the flies out-lol
if you don’t stop that I am going to tell your Dad when he gets home.
When she was displeased with me, "Ohh, Bobby, Bobbyyyy!
When I was a kid my mom use to say…Bodie you blow up another mailbox I will see to it that you get a whipping every day for the rest of your life!
to have a friend, you have to be a friend.
I don’t remember any phrases my mother used more than others, but she did have this Banshee-like incoherent screech that sounded like something that might come from a rabid lion should you park a fully loaded F-150 on its tail.
it makes me wonder what in the h3ll you were doing for her to sound like that!?
" go ask your father"
“ If you ever curse again I’m going to wash your mouth out with soap “
Not to change the subject, but rather expand on it to include a phrase that my dad always said, “Oh, my shattered nerves”. Makes me laugh remembering it
“ You better untangle that telephone cord before your father gets home “
"a champagne appetite on a beer pocket book’'… Reminds me of a few women I’ve dated… but I told them they want to live a champagne lifestyle on a beer budget.
“ The good Lord made peas to eat, not to fling them at each other during dinner “ .
When we would ask mom where our shoes were she’d say "I don’t know, I don’t wear them!
catch the ball, throw the ball.
remember the thing you did growing up before yelling at your kids for doing the same thing
Don’t make me stop this car…