I was born
deaf and dumb.
I learnt to play poker
and I won.
I could not speak,
I could not hear,
but I could see,
and I won.
I found Replay Poker
and I had some fun.
Got to know the players,
and I won.
I have been playing for five years,
learnt to steal pots without a gun,
bluffed a lot,
and I won.
A few players
tried to converse with me,
but I played dumb.
And I won.
You all know my name,
in a tournament I am number one.
I don’t all the time,
But I have won.
So, to all you poker players,
you know I have won,
My name is known to you,
I am hodag911.