Retiring as the GOAT

I am officially retiring as the GOAT - 12 time tourney champ with a 680% ROI (won my 12th tourney today and won my first eleven in my first two weeks here then took over a month off).


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The GOAT ?

What about…
That huge chip stack ?
Those achievements ?
That RPP Level ?

:joy::joy::joy:

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Finished in the money 11.8% of the time out of 352 tournaments played. Lot of players lesser than GOAT have probably done as well.

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I think you meant to post this on the “Joke of the week” thread

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We will erect a statue in your honor:

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Our children’s children will sing songs about you, recounting your glory:

And your trophy is in the mail.

So let it be written.

So let it be done.

(Please, please for the love of God let it be done)

(by the way, I’m in this video - yellow suspenders dude. I think. truth be told, I was kind of drunk that day and don’t remember much…)

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Invest your winnings well.

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one day I will create a special post to compile the best ego excesses of the forum

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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@JamesBond2024

Here is a trophy for being a legend in your own mind.

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