Retiring as the GOAT

I am officially retiring as the GOAT - 12 time tourney champ with a 680% ROI (won my 12th tourney today and won my first eleven in my first two weeks here then took over a month off).


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The GOAT ?

What about…
That huge chip stack ?
Those achievements ?
That RPP Level ?

:joy::joy::joy:

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Finished in the money 11.8% of the time out of 352 tournaments played. Lot of players lesser than GOAT have probably done as well.

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I think you meant to post this on the “Joke of the week” thread

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We will erect a statue in your honor:

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Our children’s children will sing songs about you, recounting your glory:

And your trophy is in the mail.

So let it be written.

So let it be done.

(Please, please for the love of God let it be done)

(by the way, I’m in this video - yellow suspenders dude. I think. truth be told, I was kind of drunk that day and don’t remember much…)

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Invest your winnings well.

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one day I will create a special post to compile the best ego excesses of the forum

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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@JamesBond2024

Here is a trophy for being a legend in your own mind.

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That’s not an accurate stat because it doesn’t calculate freerolls correctly. It counts freerolls as having taken place but doesn’t count money finishes towards you or the prize money you take in from them. I guarantee you I didn’t win 11 tourneys in 2 weeks with an 11% finish in the money rate LOL. Makes the 680% ROI rate even more impressive because that doesn’t even include freeroll prize money.

Oh and hey look, I haven’t played since last June and still have more chips than you :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Perhaps you never met our Goatsoup

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People who brag about their greatness usually are NOT lol

This is where you have to look at the psychology of it all and determine if it’s bragging, intimidation or fact. After all, it’s Poker.

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I see players brag at the poker tables when winning in casinos about " I’m the best at poker" and 4 hours later they are broke asking for a loan lol.

No bragging EVER from me, just bringing home money from poker players who think they are great is most satisfying to me