Real Players

Here’s what many of the allin preflop players are doing…

1… Log in, get daily bonus

2… Sit at the biggest table you can.

3… Go allin with any reasonable hand or any hand that would seem reasonable if you were really drunk.

4… If you win, either…

4a, Move to a bigger table (if your chip total allows it) OR

4b. Just shove again with any reasonable hand or any hand that would seem reasonable if you were recently lobotomized.

5… If you lose, log off 'till tomorrow and start at step 1

6… Repeat as needed until you are either broke or ranked in the top 10.

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My guide is better:

  1. Wait for an ace in your hand
  2. Shove all in with said ace
  3. Get called by KK
  4. Outdraw
  5. ???
  6. Profit.

All in with just an ace? Not too profitable if someone calls because they need a good hand to call.

The play of a player is different when (1) that player feels the chips as money.
(2) that player feels the chips (fake money).
Again in (2) above the play of a player is different when his/her aim is
(1) rank
(2) time pass
(3) fun etc.

NOPE top players do not do that.

You right, top players dont do that.
He dont give that advice to top players tho …
ATB