Popular Titles, Modernized for Today's Conditions

Let’s play! “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” could–in the current world–be changed to “No Close Encounters of Any Kind.” What edits would you offer to titles that have been well-known over the years?

My offering: The book “To Kill a Mockingbird” could become “To Kill a Mockingvirus.” Come on: I know you can out-do me!

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“Pretty Woman”.- “Appearance compatible with gender fluid human”

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“War and Peace” - Riot and Demonstrate

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“How to Win Friends and Influence People” - How to Get Clicks and Manipulate Idiots

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“Honey I Flunked the Kids.” (This one is not original with me.)

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I can explain it to you, but I cannot understand it for you.

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“The art of war” ( Sun Tzu ) - the art of poker…

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