Poker quotations

I gave Her My Heart and a Diamond ~ Then She Clubbed Me with a Spade…

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My poor luck is temporary but your stupidity is forever

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My all time favorite (if not already said):
“A chip and a chair”

And I’ve come back a won a tournament after being down to one last chip.

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If you’re playing poker correctly, you’ll fold more than you raise and raise more than you call.

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Your stack is a weapon, and the pot is a shield.
A bet is more threatening when there’s lots of money behind:
Your weapon looks dangerous compared to the shield.
When the shield is big, your weapon doesn’t look so scary.

Sometimes seeing that cheap flop is the most expensive thing you can do

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I heard that somewhere yesterday :+1:t2:

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Every time you contemplate betting, consider these 2 things: What weaker hands can call and what stronger hands can fold.

When you win a pot, those chips are no longer his chips, her chips or the houses chips. They are YOURS !!!

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Not according to replay poker

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You can’t outplay someone if they aren’t playing the same game you are.

The best outcome when holding second best hand is to lose the minimum.

" You have to be in it to win it ! "

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I play like I don’t know the difference in my chipstack and my chapstick.

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So… Now I have no brains AND all your chips…

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“Fish don’t fold” - James Sweeney (Splitsuit)

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Hahahahahaha. I can think of a lot harsher things if someone pisses on me :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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hahaha, can’t argue with that :rofl:

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Harrington said: when you enter a pot you are putting your whole stack at risk

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Limit poker is a science…
No-limit poker is an art…

In limit poker, you are shooting at a target…
In no-limit poker, the target shoots back…

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