Joke of the week

Hey it’s winter solstice here

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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

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Yo Momma so fat that when she sings “it’s” over.

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Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

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That’s a good one :joy::joy::joy::joy:

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A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldn’t understand though why they were beating each other up for 25 cents.
Surprised, the boyfriend asked, what do you mean?
The blonde girlfriend replied all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’

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FORGET WIFE'S BD ONCE

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Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a truck because it couldn’t afford the fuel to drive around her!

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly ■■■■!

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Yo mama so ugly that when she finished shaving her beard I wish she hadn’t :joy:

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Yo mama so fat, she looked at the menu and said “OK.”

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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Yo mama so fat, when she lays out at the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to roll her back into the ocean.

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How does a lumberjack work remotely?
He logs in.

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Some parents spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to send their son to college, when often all they get is a quarterback! :wink:

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Water now or forever hold your peace :v: :joy:

Get it ? :wink:

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I think I get it, not sure :neutral_face:

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