While golfing a senior gentleman accidently overturned his golf cart one afternoon.
A very attractive young female golfer who lives in a villa on the golf course heard the
noise and called out. Are you ok?
I’m ok thanks, he replied as he pulled himself out of the twisted cart.
She said, come up to my villa, rest awhile, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.
The old guy noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open and revealed a nice figure.
That’s mighty nice of you he said, but I do not think my wife would like that.
Oh, come on now she insisted.
She was so pretty and very persuasive. He was weak. Well, ok he agreed.
After a couple of scotch and sodas, he thanked her and said, I I feel a lot better now,
but I know my wife is going to be upset so I’d better go now.
Don’t be silly she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open.
Stay for awhile. Your wife won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?
He replied, still under the cart, I suppose.