Joke of the week

It isn’t paranoia if they’re really out to get you…just ask the President. :rofl:

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What is the punishment for Bigamy
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Two mother in-laws

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Breaking news: I’m your anchor Meme Pause,

This just in: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer died today at age 50.
While he was flying over Madrid, he was hit by a flock of seagulls & a 747.
Sadly, The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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JLo - your jokes absolutely slay me!

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Mc, didn’t you mean sleigh ? :relaxed:

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Point to Seville!

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…jes sayin’

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Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

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Headline News: I’m your anchor Kay Sirrawsirraw,

Our top story: Jim McGuinn, Gene Clark, and David Crosby have signed a 13 country agreement for a reunion tour of The Byrds, The popular 60’s band have replaced the 2 missing members with former President George W. Bush. Bush will be filling a double roll with the band playing both bass guitar and drums.
Apparently, A Bush in the band, is better than two of the Byrds.

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groan…:rofl:

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Which state is named after a hippy’s wife?

Mississippi

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Three blondes were in the waiting room to see the doctor, all 3 very pregnant. The first one says, “My baby will be a boy, because the man was on top when we did it.” The second one replies, “Well, I guess then my baby will be a girl, because the woman was on top when we did it.” Whereupon the third woman starts crying. “What’s the matter?” the other 2 asked, concerned. She replied tearfully, “I’m going to have a puppy.”

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Welcome to the 6o’clock news, I’m your anchor Frank Lee Dontgivadam,
A large wooden object with a pointy end was found spinning in the downtown core.
That’s our Top Story…

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This just in,’
Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3

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Welcome to the 6’oclock news, I’m your anchor Heyzoo Getoffamycloud

Our top story tonight: A concert promoter who claimed that he had the worlds tallest piano player was found to be lying today when his piano player measure to be only 5’11"
Turns out to be just another man lying about the size of his pianist!

In other news: Nine out of ten people addicted to brake fluid can’t stop!!

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Those were so bad I tried to give you TWO hearts, but the second click takes the first one away. You’re out of luck.

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Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?
Were you advised to walk 500 more?
You could be entitled to compensation.
Call the Pro Claimers NOW.

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ROFLMAO!

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