Joke of the week

I’m pretty sure I was married to her once…

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Homeschooling getting tough for some parents.

plant cell

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Bet2

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mail111

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Well done, Beth! Glad to see you posting here!

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I taught my dog to play poker hold em but he is easy to beat,
because every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.

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He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife
moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards
again … back and forth … back and forth … in
and out … in and out.
She could feel the sweat on her forehead, and
trickling down the small of her back, she was
getting near to the end. Her
heart was pounding … her face was flushed … then she
moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream
and shouted . . . . . .

"OK, OK! I can’t park the BLOODY car! You do it,
you SMUG GIT…!

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Women drivers, lol.

When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like Grandpa did…not screaming and crying like the rest of the people in his car.

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I’m sure you posted this for the caption only, right? Like buying some magazines “for the articles?”

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Hehehe

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This is so old it might be funny again.

A B, C D puppies?

L, M N O puppies.

S M R. C M PN?
(punctuation counts)

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Well, I was about five taps in before I saw it!! lol

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When I was a kid I loved these jokes! Thanks for bringing back a good memory.

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