I’m pretty sure I was married to her once…
Homeschooling getting tough for some parents.
Well done, Beth! Glad to see you posting here!
I taught my dog to play poker hold em but he is easy to beat,
because every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.
He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife
moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards
again … back and forth … back and forth … in
and out … in and out.
She could feel the sweat on her forehead, and
trickling down the small of her back, she was
getting near to the end. Her
heart was pounding … her face was flushed … then she
moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream
and shouted . . . . . .
"OK, OK! I can’t park the BLOODY car! You do it,
you SMUG GIT…!
Women drivers, lol.
When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like Grandpa did…not screaming and crying like the rest of the people in his car.
I’m sure you posted this for the caption only, right? Like buying some magazines “for the articles?”
This is so old it might be funny again.
A B, C D puppies?
L, M N O puppies.
S M R. C M PN?
(punctuation counts)
Well, I was about five taps in before I saw it!! lol