You know when You’ve been Playing 2 long when:
Aces look like 4’s.
Kings look like 5’s.
Queens look like 8’s.
Jacks look like 7’s.
I believe I’m the First Person to come up with this from experience.
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Clearly, then, I haven’t been playing too long. I’ll tell my wife this is the data that proves what I’ve been saying. lol
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You can be nice to an alligator, but it will still try to eat you.
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When You’re playing Poker & You don’t know who the Sucker is, It’s You! Paul Newman. 
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“Kid, the difference between good and great is knowing when to do the wrong thing at the right time.”–Lancey Yates (a character in Jessup’s The Cincinnati Kid) Gotta be one of the greatest lines in all of poker fiction.
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The Sharks really get Viscous in the Baby Pools here!
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“The lucky man is he who knows how much to leave to chance.”
—C.S. Forester
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We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand.
Randy Pausch
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In poker slang 4’s are known as one legged Aces.
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“The whole point of life is learning to live with the consequences of the bad decision we’ve made.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, [Infamous]
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By definition there is no Bingo in No Limit Hold em … … But there’s a kiddie table down the hall right after the safe space u might want to check out … Cause we are playing No Limit here
The Goat 
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God put erasers on pencils to correct our mistakes in life.
Craig Anthony ( infamous)
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - ‘No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.’
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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“Hold my beer…”
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“I thought I had made a mistake, but I was wrong.”
Don Bright
(*imagine much more colorful language)
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And since Thanksgiving is rapidly approaching, who could forget:
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
Arthur Carlson, Station Manager, WKRP in Cincinatti
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Hahahahahaha, yup and turkeys can fly 
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Life consists not in holding good cards,
but in playing those you hold well.
Josh Billings
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Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing
~ doyle brunson
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