#1- Talk to yourself. There are times when you need expert advice.
#2- Consider “In Style” clothing to be any that still fit.
#3- You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop irritating you.
#4- Your people skills are fine. It’s tolerance of idiots that needs work.
#5- The most common lie we tell ourselves is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
#6- “On time” is whenever I arrive.
#7- Duct tape won’t fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound of it.
#8- It’s amazing how old other people my age seem to be.
What nuggets of–dare I say it? Yes, I dare!–wisdom have you gathered? I know there are a lot of other old farts out there. Let’s help the youngin’s out with our mature guidance.