- THERE IS NO FREE LUNCH
- NEVER A BAD FOLD
on to another adventure!
Those fugging Jacks
I earned my retirement playing poker back a decade or two and back then there would only be one reasonable response to “epitaph for random broke railbirds”
BUT THEY WERE SOOOOTED
OMG love this Johnny Dangerously spin… “you shouldn’t hang me on a hook Johnny, my father hung me on a hook once, ONCE!” lol
I’m calling your bluff - it ain’t loaded
She had a good shot at the bracelet, already taken out more than 3/4
Almost to the final table, Looks like she going to make it!!.
NOOOOO another S.W.A.T. Team!!!
My hands miss the feel of the baize,
My eyes fail to spot the tells,
My heart longs for the next deal,
But more, my poker memories remind me
Of the fond friendships I made.
I will sleep in peace until you go all-in
This life is but a passing dream,
But soon I shall wake in a Replay final table.
no pot to small
There was a young player named Clyde
Who suffered bad beats till he died.
Along came his brother
Who suffered another
And now they lie here side by side.
I’m a poker player, but then nobody’s perfect.
I will sleep in peace … until you go all-in
Step softly, you might topple my stack.
Its not just about the hands you win, its about the hands you can steal
Born 1965 in Boston, Ma
Reborn 2001 in Las Vegas, Nevada
Died 2019 at the ripe age of 18
here I lay with a broker heart, because I had a great rush with my high flush, until this great lady, Ill call her the boss lady took out her club and beat me with her straight flush.
Straight from the donkeys mouth!
that would be ass
you are a piece of work, please keep me out of your negative attitude.