Hey all! Got a silly contest to kick off your summer –
Give us some terrible poker advice!
On our blog, Marc978 suggested to be mindful of who you get your tips from. Let’s throw that out the window and lean into being bad! (Because we know the reality is that you’ll get some GOOD advice when learning what NOT to do.)
We’ll draw five random participants to receive 100,000 chips on June 29th. If we get more than 200 unique entries, we’ll bump that up to TEN winners!
Poker is a game of luck, just like roulette and slot machines. Since you can’t win a hand you’re not in, you should play every hand you’re dealt to showdown.
CHASE CHASE CHASE
Always follow any advice given to you by SunPowerGuru, you will then become invincible…
fold winning hands, Play loser hands all the way. pass your chips to me.
Give me all your chips, game will end faster 
Some hole cards are magic, like 7-2 off suit. Always go all in on these: You can’t lose!
Poker is a gut game, math is for nerds. You will play your best game while watching TV, drinking beer and looking at the cards as little as possible.
never play like tiggy after a few G+T`s - As in tiggs head she had inside straight draw - flush draw all going on but in reality nada, bad advice yep but is it fun hell yeah 
If you ever hit a Royal Flush, make sure to fold immediately. Royalty is lame and so is this hand.
Fold when you get AA for hole cards…
Hahahaha
Playing poker when you are playing with your cat,drinking a beer and watching a movie and talking on the phone at the same time 
Go all in with hands like 2, 7 and 2,8 but never play hands like pocket Aces or Kings!!! Always fold those hands!!! You’ll never lose!!!
Please try to stay on topic. This contest is for BAD advice. Thanks!
You should always try to play perfect GTO-based strategy, regardless of who your opponents are. Exploits are so passé.
Always bring your entire bankroll to the table and jam every time
All good hands get cracked so why play them anyway? Just play all hands, youll have to hit a hand at some point
Another little known fact is that drinking heavily will definitely improve your game…there’s a reason there’s no seat belts on poker table chairs and let’s face it no one is going to drunk test you so bottom ups…keep in mind when you are faced with a difficult decision, for example you’re holding bottom pair, facing an all in on a dripping wet board, I suggest you take big sip and call that bluff!
Always begin a red faced screaming argument with your wife just as you approach the bubble in a tournament and you’re in the BB holding 78 suited and facing a 3 bet!
The Deep Secrets of Poker"
By Alma Bluffing
Deep Secret # 7 : “Frequent Cards”
When you first sit down at the table, watch the board for the first few hands and you will notice a pattern…usually one card number from 2 ~10 will appear more frequently. These are called Frequent cards.
A little know fact is that some playing cards are lighter or heavier in weight and are either slightly rougher or smoother than the average so will float to the top or bottom of the deck and appear more or less often in your hand and on the board than other cards.
So make sure to go all in every time you have one of those “frequent” card in your hand and you will always be a winning player.
