you’re still in the game with a chip and a chair
but as small blind, going all in’s hardly a dare
but pocket fours is pretty fair.
so you tripled your chip stack, but really don’t care
As big blind, a 10 4 seems hardly fair
cause two thirds your chip stack is in the dragon’s lair
three others go all in since your bounty is there
and an A A 4 flop get’s everyone to stare
a deuce on the turn seems pretty bare
but the king on the river makes everyone glare
anyone with an A or K will well fare
but as fates have it your boat wins over 33 by a hair.
the bounty is live and you’re starting to care
since quadrupling your stack, it’s not so bare
a record you think is about to tare
as two kings show themselves, another pocket pair
so you go all in preflop, the bounty game’s fair
as they all join you, two of them stare
they both have one ace, and might get a pair
but they were both all in, so a prayer’s in the air
quad kings tells the chip leader
it’s time to care
cause your stack now rivals
above the table’s air
so you play the next hand
like you really don’t care
and go all in blind
giving his eyes a cold stare
she sees her two queens
and calls on your dare
but the flop shows you
a four ten and seven to spare
then a queen of spades comes
so trips she does care
but the ace also a spade
gives you reason to care
it is possible to have a record fare
and a royal straight flush could be in the air
you turn one card and the king suited does stare
as eyes on the table continue to glare
an offer is now made to the prize be shared
no is responded, “for I alone will sit in a winner 's chair”
so the card is revealed as the dealer has dared
and a jack is presented And everyone cared
a straight is now seen beating a threesome pair
and a royal one, leaving everyone speechless and bare
the game is over and I won it quite fair
but a rematch is forthcoming since everyone does care.
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