Looking for help.
Any high stakes player who doesn’t think twice about playing 4-2 offsuit for 14000 chips should be able to give me a hand.
Anybody who hates me whining has all the motivation they’ll ever need to help me out here.
Here’s what I need from you:
We sit down at a 2-seat No Limit ring table, 10/20 stakes, at the standard 2k buy-in.
Every hand we both go all-in preflop, and the loser re-buys.
We do this for 20 hands. We both go all-in every single hand, no ranges, no hand selection, just a blind all-in preflop every time.
I predict I will lose at least at a 70% rate, because that’s real life what happens when you pick any two cards against any two cards. You lose 70% of the time, when your username is puggywug. So says Replay Math. I have the hand data to prove it. I’m done with this site and I want to quit, this will be it for me.
If I do not win at least 6 of the 20 hands, I will be convinced the site configured to bad-beat me to the point where it’s unwinnable, pointless for me to play here anymore. I’ll walk away from the site and never log in again, and you’ll pocket at least 28000 in chips for your trouble. Which is nothing – doubly nothing since they’re worthless play chips.
This will take about 15 minutes of your time, 0 brain power, and you’re virtually guaranteed to profit, AND as a bonus I’ll never use this site or these forums ever again. In the end, we all win, assuming I win just 5 hands or fewer. I’ll get 20+ hours/week of my life back, and you all will never have to hear from me or see me again.