HOW TO CATCH A POLAR BEAR
Step 1) Cut a hole in the ice large enough for the Polar Bear that you are after.
Step 2) Grow or purchase green peas (canned peas can work, Green Giant, Western Family, Spar’s, Birdseye, etc…) but for best results I suggest fresh from the pod green peas…
Step3) Using a ruler place one pea 4 inches away from the edge of the hole that you cut in the ice, then place another pea 4 inches from first pea but also 4 inches away from the edge of the hole in the ice, continue until you have a complete circle of peas all the way around your hole in the ice.
Step 4) Find a place to hide in close proximity to the area you have just worked on, keeping in mind you will want to be upwind of your prey.
Step 5) Wait…, Now this could take a little bit of time depending on how near your hole was dug to the locations of target, for faster results I suggest going north.
Step 6) When Polar bear get closer, you will need to be very quiet including shallow breathing and avoiding letting the bear see your exhaling breath.
Now when a polar bear comes by to take a pea, just kick him in the ice hole!!! Have a good day!