Favorite Chat Comments


#1

This from a tournament today…

(Name Withheld): play a game with low blinds then raise every hand brilliant

I think he was upset because he couldn’t limp every hand!

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#2

“A 10k bet over a 100 chip pot. Are the 100 chips made of gold?”


#3

A: You could at least show your hand.
B: I never give away any information.
A: You’d be honest one time.
C: Now now don’t talk silly.

(I was neither A nor B nor C)


#4

Today “Hump on him!”

My J and H are too close lol!


#5

A good friend of mine once said to a bingo player at a table: “Parlez-vous Hee-Haw?”.


#6

A: how can you play 77, I had AK suited
Me: You limped, I was BB
A: BB?
B: big blind
A: But I made big bet on flop and you call!
Me: Well, I did flop a set
A: Replay is all bingo player
Me: I was ahead every street, should I have folded?
A: street?
Me: Nevermind. I guess I just got lucky.


#7

Lucky?

(Just guessing the next line in the conversation lol)


#8

Haha. Actually, he left without even saying goodbye.


#9

After you had bonded so well? How rude! :joy:


#10

A comment to a player who kept pulling trips:

“You are always on a trip”

I commented once, when flops were just not turning my way:

“Flop is a big time flop for me”

One player commented:

“Dealer set me up on the flop and drown me in the river”


#11

Player 1: “Who wants to join me?”

Player 2: “How many parts are there and are they heavy?”