Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes…
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“Don’t fight a battle if you don’t gain anything by winning.” Erwin Rommel
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“Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.” - The Buddha
(This might not seem like a poker quote until one thinks about it)
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The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
George S. Patton
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None are so empty as those who are full of themselves.
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There is no elevator to succes, you need to take the stairs.
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Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
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“Happiness is having position on a calling station with a bankroll and all the time you need to relieve him of it” - 1Warlockism
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Never wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty, and the pig likes it. 
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“Conventional wisdom nor scientific, mathematical proof of randomness in life could do nothing to deter human’s curiosity for the unknown, however small the chance of a positive outcome may be.” - Vann Chow,
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If you decide to go fishing, be careful you don’t end up with a trout…
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“I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.”
― Rita Mae Brown
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“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― Mark Twain
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“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt”
-Mark Twain
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“I write the right. I do the left.”
― Dominic Riccitello
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" In my world everyone is a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies "
Dr. Seuss
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lol , i sure would hate to be a butterfly 
after knowing what they go through i would rather be a moth
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“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”
― Dr. Seuss
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