I had to get out of this table in a hurry, because I’m allergic to fish and donkeys.
So, it’s very early, second hand of this 9-seat MTT in fact, and I’m dealt JJ. Blinds are 15-30. I bet 25% of my stack from the cutoff, that’s 20BB, and get two callers. The flop: 345, I shove, one player folds, the other is holding 35o. Good for two pair and 3725 chips.
Fortunately, the winner had lost about half his chips the previous hand, where he had played bottom pair against top pair and lost half his stack trying to make a Straight. I guess after that he figured “what the heck, I’ll just call everyone until I’m done.” And now he has half my stack. With 35o.
After I saw that happen, I just had to give the table the rest of my chips. Fortunately, I was dealt A4o, and didn’t even have to think about it: I’m shoving! I’m sure to get called, and sure enough I do! My caller: QQ. No aces hit the board, and I’m done, out 9th in 4 hands.
I mean, sure I could have tried to play through the bad beat and see if I could come back, but why would I want to? When you’re disgusted, you get up and hurl your guts into the nearest trash can or toilet.